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Open Wide and Say EWW​!​!​!

by King Sexy

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1.
The Bozo Pill (free) 02:56
Across the room, I see a group of lovely vixens I made an approach to walk over and meet them But couldn't walk, talk, or chew gum at the same time All my targets did was look and start laughing Gotta decrease the pressure – Off of myself Gotta climb back on the horse – To move forward Gotta stop seeing my sights – As something higher Gotta treat the best looking – Like everyone else Through my peripheral vision, I made a plan To stop looking at women like I want them so bad When I see them as nothing special, I feel relief When I stop making it look like a massive feat, it works out so well
2.
Keep your hands on me tight Keep me warm at night now Keep my eye on target To feel alive Here we go! Not gonna lose my gaze Here we go! Not gonna lose my cool Here we go! Not gonna lose my sexy Here we go! I keep my eye on the prize It’s getting hot in here Don’t want some discomfort I have to find a way To magnetize Can’t let it get away Can’t make loss of focus Just another way of Playing to win
3.
Hired Gun 03:39
Spending my nite on the town, supporting one of my friends There's a vixen who grabbed my hand, causing every guy to look When drunk guys hit on her, I sit back and watch them fall I'm not a generic schmo, thinking that you're into me You are just doing your job, what are you like off the clock? If you have what it takes, meet me after work If the timing's not right, can you fix that? Temptation is running high, but I gotta keep my cool I was taken in the back, got something hot and heavy If I keep on dropping cash, I will quit while I'm ahead. Go Go Go – Keep it Sexy (x2)
4.
It was 3 AM Waiting for the pain My baby left me (I’m) a lonely soul now (Chorus) It’s all the same game Always get the short end That’s why it’s called The Razorblade Song She left me for money But I’ll wait for her Even if it’s forever Shows my love for her I tried to win her back But she told me to get lost I’ll drown myself in sorrow Guess I deserve that
5.
Guy meets Girl Guy thinks she's hot Guy tries to pick up Girl knows something is up Guy has a motive Motive to impress Girl spots his act Girl starts to laugh at him OOPS! I think he sprayed in his shorts Girls asks questions Guy won't answer Girl senses fake Fake virility Guy has no life Guy drools over her Girls want a man Not a boy OOPS! I think he sprayed in his shorts Yet this may work Only for trampy types Doesn't make it right Show some respect How abnormal I'm better than that Douchebags give good guys A bad name OOPS! I think he sprayed in his shorts Horny Geekboy – Trying too hard Horny Geekboy – Closet Cockblock Horny Geekboy – Can't do it right Horny Geekboy – What a BRAND NEW MESS
6.
He likes a girl he just met He bought her a fine cuisine He bought her pretty flowers Expects something in return It’s a common story About making it happen About having it YOUR way I could but I won’t He pulled her number Then calls her the same day 27 times then asks “Why didn’t you call me back?” She gives him a hard time He says nothing, just buckles down He tells her, “I love you.” How far will this go?
7.
This is a story About making whoopee About creating life with you Life is beautiful – It's in the air Seeing you walking – On the beach Candy Red Sandals – Lemonade Sundress I want more – Than just your looks Time is passing by so fast Let's give it a shot It may sound crazy I want you to want my babies It's a new beginning – for your life Giving life can only – give me life Passions are high – why stop them now? There's no turning back – let's move forward I need you – to need my babies I love you – to love my babies
8.
Saw a pretty babe over there I just met her and I feel intrigued I'm gonna have to step up my game Pining only gets you nowhere If you want results, don't play it safe Time waits for no one, it makes you want her more I'm not here to be your “best friend” I wanna have a good time with you Life's too short for some petty drama Slow is fine, but I won't wait forever That “nice guy” routine's gotta go She'll eventually figure you out Things may not always go your way Flattery and false hopes won't work
9.
Last nite – I was at the show This is – Something new to me My life - Has changed for the best Can you – Go home with me? This is the moment of truth You have style – more than I want But only one question remains Are you sexy enough? Are you – As lovely inside? Will you – Be straight with me? I am – The man of your dreams I could – Call the shots Make sure – You appeal to me For you – Must earn my trust For the sexy in you (x3)
10.
In Sexycolor 03:00
Welcome to my place – enjoy the show It's 7.2 on the Richter scale The walls are a shakin' The floors are a rockin' I’m a freak – like a DOG IN HEAT Open wide and say “Ewww!” But I thought I was hot Flashing it in SEXYCOLOR!! She wasn't the most “IT” girl But she was such an angel I was charged up Acting like a dog Having a good time? I sure am Love the flavor of cheesecake Give it to me, give it to me now 4-3-2-1 AAAAAGH!!!
11.
It’s Chef Boy-R-Dee time! With a smell to turn on Candlelight glowing Delighting your senses Add a cucumber With a lovely drink Let’s add some music Has the fun started yet? If you think you’ve tried it all Then go try my tasty parts! Umm, that smells really good Now it’s time for the taste test Your insides were growling But I made them better The dinner is over Now it’s time for desert Strawberries & whipped cream Something fun to play with Time to use your fingers That’s when the fun begins

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released June 9, 2017

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King Sexy Bridgeport, Connecticut

King Sexy started in late 2003 when Jeff Coleman recorded demos on a 4-track recorder. Between 2004-2014, there has been a few line up changes, several releases, and a mini tour under our belt.

Are you Sexy Enough? 8-song 12" EP should be out in Summer 2024.

Jeff Coleman - Guitar/Vocals
Frank Zvovushe - Guitar
Jim LoPresti - Drums
Ray Zvovushe- Bass
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